Why Should You Join?
First and foremost, it's FREE. And we both know how much you love FREE things. So much so, that we have capitalized the word ‘free’ just for you. We stand for simple, though frequently outlandish, entertainment. That’s it! We’re not selling the products and services detailed in our pages. We are just here to be your ear to the street. The diamond-encrusted, gold-plated, monogrammed for His n’ Hers streets. Simply, conversation pieces delivered to your e-doorstep every Wednesday. You will only receive one piece of mail from us a week. No additional offers, no spam (unless clearly marked as such). Only sweet nothings whispered in your InBox. So please enjoy at your leisure and feel free to claim anything we write as your own.
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We occasionally send out invitations and other event related promotions.
If you wish to receive any of these you should provide us with your mailing address.

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